Turkeys Lay Eggs, Too, Then the Foodies Fight Over Them

I think that I shall never see

a turkey egg -- such rarity!

I might range to Timbuktu 

and never have a single view.

Vast wealth I'll offer, but alas --

they're rarer than a Latin Mass.

Perhaps in Shangri-La I might

find one over which to fight.

But should I manage one to take,

I'll drop it and then watch it break.