If Trump would only fire all the government at once
He’d be the only one around -- a solitary dunce.
And then he could run up and down the Oval Office stairs
And throw his quirky tantrums and pull out his golden hairs.
Playing hide and seek with White House press would be so fun
That he might even soon forget he hates them, ev’ry one.
If all the clerks and bureaucrats and Cabinets were gone,
Old Trump could have a jolly time just putting on the lawn.
Then he could bring in Russians to run things the way they ought
To be run in America -- with gulags and garotte.
Fire whom you please, O mighty President of all --
But just remember David took the crown away from Saul. 
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