Canada judge suspended for wearing Trump hat in court
From The Guardian
A judge up in Toronto wore a hat while holding court.
It sparked complaints from jurors who were of the better sort.
They said that a sombrero in the courtroom was too common;
It did not lend much dignity to such a legal Brahmin.
The judge, he got suspended and was sent home in disgrace.
Chapeaus, his brethren stated, in the courtroom had no place.
Judges who defile their robes with caps and beanies suffer
Their own brand of justice -- which is pretty rough and tougher.
Of course, a judge whose rulings are a prejudicial mess
Is never in much danger of defaulting his black dress.
But put on a fedora, and the legal system strains --
Because it just might hide the fact that judges have no brains.
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