Thursday, July 5, 2018

Endless Red Tape The American Cheese Surplus Looks Like Anyone Can Run for President These Days




Others have been stymied by the Military Entrance Processing Command, which has rejected some of the applicants and kept others in limbo for months by requesting ever more detailed medical documentation. Other advocates said the Sparta members’ experiences probably reflected the overall picture for transgender enlistment.
NYT

the government loves to so drape
all outsiders with long red tape
until they despair
of treatment that's fair
and dress themselves in deep black crape.



Cheese makers that rely on foreign sales are suffering as China and Mexico raise tariffs on U.S. mozzarella and provolone.
WSJ

when selling a sweet provolone
our farmers are left all alone --
in China and south
of the border it's drouth
for curds and whey we have home-grown.


Michael Avenatti, the lawyer who emerged as national figure by representing adult-film star Stormy Daniels, is weighing a challenge to President Trump in 2020.
Washington Post

I think that I'll run for exec
of this here fine country, by heck!
it seems that the job
attracts ev'ry slob -- 
with money and a turkey neck.


 

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