Verses from Stories in Today's New York Times -- Trump Is Fighting So Many Legal Battles, It’s Hard to Keep Track -- Bernie Sanders Is Flush With Cash. Here’s How He Plans to Spend It. -- Queen Elizabeth II Will Go Fur Free .

@peterbakernyt

Trump has got more lawyer's fees

than a dog has ticks and fleas.

Soon the law schools will endorse

"Suing Trump" as a new course.

How much longer can 'il duce'

 circumvent the hangman's noose?

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@reidepstein  @melbournecoal

Bernie Sanders, buddy boy,

how about you spread some joy

and share out a little dough

to the legions of the po.

Don't you buy more TV ads --

Pampers give to single dads.

Stay off Facebook for a while --

pay for dentures; make folks smile.

In the White House you can't git

if the humble you have quit.

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@gettinviggy

"We are not amused" she said

"that another fox is dead."

So the Queen by royal command

fur upon her person banned.

Now she dons long underwear

before she goes to take the air.