I trust doctors, yessirree/those who sport a real MD/they have studied long enough/that they really know their stuff/but the age of quacks ain't done/still gouging us with their end run/I hope they treat themselves one day/and justly choke then pass away.
Facebook ads ubiquitous/I believe iniquitous/I can't find a single post/without some commercial host/all my friends and fam'ly gone/replaced by stinkin' Papa John!
There is not another joy/like China as our whipping boy/politicians love attacks/on that country with an axe/Someday do not be surprised/when Beijing has mobilized/and another war begins/for our leaders' hawkish sins.
Black Friday shopping at the malls will record breaking be/as addle-pated shoppers show a low down apathy/to social distancing and masks, so caught up in their greed/they're gifting COVID-19 with more liberty to breed!
Do not panic; do not sweat/you will beat that turkey yet/it might burn or never thaw/or turn into some turkey slaw/serve up wine and highballs till/all your guests are feeling ill/then they'll eat most anything/including their own napkin ring!
This day China has announced/poverty has just been trounced/No more homeless paupers drift/in the markets to shoplift/All are fed, and housed, and clean/Ev'ry hut with TV screen/Freedom, on the other hand/is pretty ragged by command.
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