The bladder of an old man is a sight for sorry eyes/a sneeze or cough produces an uncomfortable surprise/at night he's at the mercy of a single thirsty sip/as back and forth tween bed and throne he's forced to gaily skip/do not grow old, my chipper friends, or you will find your bladder/turns on you with cruelty like the foul puff adder.
I welcome all the wonders of a winter fairyscape/the icicles that gouge me and the windshields needing scrape/the sidewalks iced and waiting for a single misplaced step/the wind chill index reading as outside I bravely schlep/today it's warm and pleasant, but tomorrow it may be/the worst damn blizzard we have seen in a century.
Not yet called and holding tight, the race remains capricious/all this waiting seems almost to be a thing seditious/but whoever wins the prize, there's one thing that's for certain/With disaster this here land continues to be flirtin'.
Ev'rybody eats fast food/as they sit at home and brood/what is there to do but eat/watch Netflix and send a tweet/Hermits living hungrily/we depend on KFC.
Republicans will not concede/their fearless leader failed to lead/with heads secure in gritty sand/they will not take the proper stand/and so it's time to bid adieu/to a party up the flue.
do not vote by Sharpie/it invalidates the slate/and you will be arrested/to confront an awful fate/better to have millstones/hung around your neck because/when the cops have got you/they will treat you like a scuz.
Where to go for privacy/A Ferris wheel or the Dead Sea?/There's no way I can get much done/when staying home is too much fun/I need a quiet working place/Perhaps I'll fly to outer space!
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