This place has been around a long time in Provo.
But I ain't gonna tell you where it is.
Cuz I don't want it to be busy when I want
to go there to get a good hamburger.
They also do Chicago dogs, but they tend to turn
into gloop after the first few bites, cuz
they have more soggy verduras heaped on 'em
than Carmen Miranda's hat.
jiggery-pokery, but their burgers hold
together, stay strong and cohesive
like the Rock of Gibraltar, even when
they get shook up bad while I lumber
uneasily on my arthritic legs the three
blocks back home.
I had this gargantuan burger this morning. See, they
open at 10:30, and that's about the time I get home
from the Rec Center after my deep water aerobics class
and a long soak in the hot tub -- so today I decided
I wanted something decadent, something that pandered
to the carnivore in me to break my morning fast.
This burger did the trick. For five bucks.
I didn't bother with fries, which I now regret.
There would have been room for 'em.
was when I got back home, sitting in my
recliner and watching an episode of Star Trek: Enterprise
on Netflix, makes me want to go back there right
now for for maybe a Texas burger this time.
As my old Thai girlfriend Joom used to
say to me, shaking her head:
"May roojug paw!"
Which means "You always want
too much of a good thing."
I tried to take a picture of my reflection in their window.
Didn't quite turn out; I'm sure that after watching
me struggle to get this shot, the proprietor
now thinks I am an elderly overweight lunatic.
You may be sure I'm going back there tomorrow,
Wednesday, because they give a Senior discount
on Wednesdays -- ten percent off.
Maybe I'll try the Texas burger then . . .
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