NASA should be self supporting -- like the USPS

I’d like to buy a satellite to speed around the globe

To find some nudie beaches that I then would gladly probe.

Or maybe get a condo on the Moon for holidays,

When gravity has got me down from too much mayonnaise.

If Uncle Sam is offering the heavens for a price,

I’ll be the first in line to get an elevated slice.

And if the Martians try to muscle in with rocket ships,

We’ll blast ‘em into atoms (or at least vermillion chips.)

Commercializing Space is just a common sense design;

Billboards on the Milky Way would really be divine.

Sign me up to tour the rings of Saturn any day;

As long as there’s a Motel Six where I can cheaply stay!