Verses from Stories in Today's New York Post -- Customer tips bartender with Powerball ticket worth $50,000 -- Kate Upton jumps right into Trea Turner’s World Series controversy -- Attempted murder suspect told cops victim tried to feed him to zombies.

@joshuarhett

Let me pour you one more shot/for that ticket you have bought/Leave it here, you barfly dear/If I win, you'll get free beer.

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@jmhendricks88

How I love World Series games!

Dignity goes up in flames.

Experts pop up ev'rywhere,

full of nonsense and hot air.

But, of course, if you're a beauty,

we'll listen as you shake your booty!

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@LeeBrown1273

Zombies as an alibi

with the cops will just not fly.

You may pout and you may whine,

but don't tell them it's Frankenstein.

Dracula's a load of crap

when you murder some poor sap.

So remember, stupid ghoul,

good policemen you can't fool.