NYT Reporter Steven Lee Meyers.
CHINESE LOVE THEIR SEA CUCUMBERS.
@stevenleemyers
I gotta hand it to those guys/who think sea cukes are such a prize/In China it's a trendy dish/But in the States we holler "Ish!"/I'd rather eat a Persian rug/than chew on some old deep sea slug.
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GEORGIA PURGES 100 THOUSAND VOTERS.
@KnowlesHannah
Down in Georgia voters know/they take thangs jes kinder slow/Ain't no hurry; ain't no rush/to tell voters they must hush/Iffin they don't feel the urge/why we'll jes hold another purge!
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SENATORS BANNED FROM PHILIPPINES
@AJCONN
Afraid of them making some scenes,
they're banned from the warm Philippines.
No Congressman may
on those beaches stay
(unless they call out the Marines.)
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