Nephi's boat had sails of skins,
which PETA would call grievous sins.
Had they been around that day,
Nephi could not sail away.
Thus we see fanatics cross
the will of God at ev'ry toss!
My house has got a mortgage on it
that strangles like a too-tight bonnet.
It's worth a fortune, that is true,
but I can't pay now what is due.
And so the bank will repossess
and I will deal with homelessness.
". . . an undertaking that even seasoned auto executives say is fraught."
(WSJ)
'fraught' ain't meant to stand alone;
cuz otherwise, it's overblown.
the editor who shaped this piece
ain't fit to write a press release!
Baby Formula Shortage Expected to Persist Weeks Longer.
(WSJ)
Hungry infants fill our ears
with their hollow shrieks and tears.
Formula is lacking still;
our supply chain serves them ill.
Little babies, don't you cry;
Mother Biden is close by!
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