Thursday, June 30, 2022

Today's Timericks: Supreme Court Limits Power of EPA, Other Regulatory Agencies

 

If you've got a bone to pick

with the EPA, be quick!

Agencies like them will soon

be as sterile as the Moon.

With the High Court set to kill

ev'ry Bureau on the Hill!

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I have never had success.

I am just a dolt, I guess.

Bank account? It runs on fumes.

Gourmet food? It's all legumes.

Still, I am contented now --

I have my home, my health, my frau!

 

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I will sing of great lasagna;

it's even good when spilled upon ya.

Chunks of meat and mozzarella;

it makes me quite a happy fella.

A pity wine so pricey is;

cuz pasta soars with that ripe fizz.


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