(Inspired by an article in the Wall Street Journal)
Ah yes, my little chickadee, a sip of this ambrosia
will turn your stomach inside out; your tonsils will not knows ya . . .
Made with finest corn and water from organic swamps,
it'll give you heebie jeebies and the screaming whomps.
If you don't need your eye sight, then a glass or two won't hurt;
if your brain pan needs a shine then drink it in a spurt!
We offer many flavors to intrigue the bacchanalian;
our Old Rope extract turns the fiercest Muslim Episcopalian!
It puts the hair back on your chest, especially for wimin;
men will find a solid quart will give their guts a trimmin'.
Ah yes, my little kumquat, pour as much out as you please --
but do not spill it outdoors since it kills off all the trees!
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