Wednesday, March 16, 2016

The Happy Danes

The Danes are cheerful and contented, merry as a grig.
From the Jug of Happiness they've taken quite a swig.
The Cantril Ladder finds them on the very topmost rung;
they are never paranoid or selfish or high-strung.
There's wealth and health abounding in the land of Hamlet, plus
support and trust unmeasured -- and they're charitable without fuss . . .
Until the refugees start knocking on their happy door;
then joyful Danes are not enthused to take them off the shore.
Don't spoil the upbeat tenor of the Danes' blissful lifestyle;
all you fleeing people ought to go the extra mile
and settle down in Sweden or in Germany instead --
so that the mirthful Danes remain determinedly inbred.

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