What other people drink in their own countries, I don't care.
But when it comes to soda here they'd better be aware
that we don't cotton to no furrin' stuff like that there Spezi --
prob'ly something cooked up by a crummy crpto-Nezi.
We do not want hibiscus juice or any of that Pschitt
that outlanders consider to be some colossal hit.
Give me Coke or 7-up or even northern Moxie
(though I think it tastes like turpentine mixed with epoxy).
We invented soda water back when drinks were drinks;
anything you import we will just pour down our sinks!
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