Friday, August 24, 2018

How to lose friends and alienate people -- Have a great day -- Nebraska lawmakers


In the span of three days, President Trump appears to have lost or to be dangerously close to losing the loyalty of three people he used to be able to count on pretty much unconditionally.   WaPo

A sitting president who loses friends along the way
is common as a hockey player getting in a fray.
When you're on a throne you tend to kick all those below
who put you there with falsehoods and so much illicit dough.
Gratitude is something that a president regrets
giving out to anyone, including White House pets. 


PepsiCo wants you to write notes of love and encouragement to your kids on the junk food you pack in their lunch box. @maloneyfiles
Your kids my grow as fat as sin
but leave them notes to make them grin
on bags of chips and Moon Pies too,
as diabetes turns them blue.


As the University of Nebraska makes strides for diversity, Nebraska State senator Steve Erdman sparked debate when he suggested the addition of a diversity director would put white men at a disadvantage by favoring minorities.  WaPo 

There is no end to lunacy
with lawmakers' hyperbole
as grappling with reality
they show the wits of a sand flea.


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