The Tweets of Trump

I am proud to have fought for and secured the LOWEST African American and Hispanic unemployment rates in history. Now I’m pushing for prison reform to give people who have paid their debt to society a second chance. I will never stop fighting for ALL Americans! @realDonaldTrump

Minorities know I am right

when I say for them that I fight;

their cause is secure

since I never blur

their needs with a prying klieg light.

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I've got a little secret that I do not want to tell

about a certain President who likes to stomp and yell.

I won't reveal my secret if I'm treated with respect

and can a tidy sum of spondulicks slyly collect. 

The White House has deep pockets and can well afford my fee;

I'm sure there's boilerplate to sign for Trump's adultery. 

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Hundreds of Bikers for Trump just joined me at Bedminster. Quite a scene - great people who truly love our Country! @realDonaldTrump

When Bikers for Trump are in town,
how likely that things will burn down?
Or beer bottles fly
as these lowbrows try
to safeguard their favorite clown.

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Mr. Trump’s attacks—from dismissing critical stories as “fake news” to painting news organizations as “the enemy of the people”—play well with his supporters. An Ipsos poll published this week showed that 43% of Republicans who responded said they agreed the president should be able to close news outlets “engaged in bad behavior.”   WSJ

There once was a writer named Brad
who seemed to behave very bad
by sticking to fact
without too much tact --
his newspaper's now a scratch pad.

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The rally calls for the opinion writers that staff newspaper editorial boards to produce independent opinion pieces about Trump’s attacks on the media. So far, according to the Associated Press, 70 news organizations have agreed — from large metropolitan daily newspapers such as the Miami Herald and Denver Post to small weekly newspapers with four-digit circulation numbers.

WSJ

The Fourth Estate finally wakes

now that Trump's playing high stakes.

He never has learned

you always get burned

when treating the press as just flakes.