Is Coffee a Health Benefit or a Poison?

In March, Judge Berle ruled that coffee had to come with cancer warnings, and the coffee companies geared up for years of appeals. But in June, the World Health Organization concluded that there was “inadequate evidence” that drinking coffee caused cancer, reinforcing earlier findings by a panel of experts.  NYT.

Is coffee any good for you,

or with your body does it screw?

If you are Mormon then you know

it's devil's brew, from down below.

But when a deadline looms today,

"Make it large and black" we say.

I think they ought to mark it thus:

"The price would cause a Saint to cuss."