Friday, March 11, 2016

The Nudist


The nudist poses little threat to morals or devotion;
they spend most of their private time applying lots of lotion.
They congregate on beaches like a flock of penguins hunting
for a bit of herring, without using any bunting.
The sun is cruel upon their skins, and leaves 'em looking like
a withered pippin or perhaps five miles of bad turnpike.
If you would be a nudist you must heed this one command;
be careful how you place yourself upon the burning sand!

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