Monday, October 30, 2017

Sundar Pichai and the Google Cheeseburger Emoji



From Time Magazine:  Google takes its emojis very seriously.
Responding to criticism about the placement of cheese on Google's version of the cheeseburger emoji, Google CEO Sundar Pichai said that he would take a look at the issue immediately.
"Will drop everything else we are doing and address on Monday :) if folks can agree on the correct way to do this!" Pichai tweeted.



The cheeseburger emoji that poor Google did create
Has caused a lot of heartburn and a bit of feral hate.
They put the cheese beneath the meat, which ev’rybody knows
Is not the way it’s done, except by Martians, geeks, and schmos.

Sundar Pichai, who is boss of Googleland, has vowed
This pasteurized protagonist will never be allowed
To sully screens or media where pictographs are used
Until a firm consensus on its whereabouts is fused.

The controversy rages -- should it go upon the lid,
Or should there be two patties with the cheese placed in the mid?
Oh Sundar, hurry up and think of something that won’t miss --

Before the world goes mad and ev’rybody uses this:    


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