WASHINGTON—President Trump has gained weight over the past year but remains in good health, according to details of his annual physical released Thursday by the White House.
Mr. Trump gained four pounds since last year, and now weighs 243 pounds, according to a letter detailing the results of the physical conducted by Mr. Trump’s White House physician, Sean Conley.
WSJ
The President is gaining weight; he's chubby as can be.
The White House must agree with him, along with infamy.
He has a hearty appetite, in fact Fast Food buffets
are featured in his dining room on many many days.
He'll suck the marrow from a bone like any epicure.
And Campbell's Chicken Noodle Soup is served up as de jure.
He snacks on cheese and crackers, and enjoys a diet Coke.
His eggs are over easy, and you'd best not break the yolk.
He'll take a Hostess ding dong if he's offered one by staff.
He's fond of Wyler's lemonade, and drinks a whole carafe.
No wine or liquor will he quaff, and beer he strictly shuns.
But you should see him go to town on Schweigerts in soft buns!
He sugars his tomatoes and likes German sauerkraut.
But dill pickles and mustard have begun to give him gout.
He entertains ambassadors with cans of pork and beans.
And if he really likes 'em he will serve them canned sardines.
After lunch and dinner he will often take a walk
chewing on a toothpick all around the White House block.
He'll eat an apple stem to stern, then spit out all the pips.
Late at night he likes to binge on Lays potato chips.
A pepperoni pizza brings a smile to his full face.
But pineapple upon it is a national disgrace.
Some prunes or a bran muffin keep him regular most days.
And never serve him ham without a thick and honeyed glaze.
He likes to see his guests well fed, and what is even more
he has a special diet for the vigilant press corps.
He serves them piping hot and smooth, with little acrimony,
plates and bowls and buckets full of Grade A prime baloney.
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