I wanna buy an Uzi or an AK-47.
Shooting up my neighbors would most certainly be heaven.
I am not a psychopath or crudely maladjusted;
I just like to see a lot of things get shot and busted!
Does that make me liable for the things that I must do
because my brain is missing something like a little screw?
I have the right to firearms; this cannot be denied.
The Constitution, after all, just cannot be defied!
So do not take my fingerprints or have me fill out forms.
There is a diff'rent drummer keeping me from all the norms.
Patriotic sentiment does guide my ev'ry thought;
so gats are what I think the Founding Fathers would have bought.
Soon I'l have a howitzer to train upon the masses.
I'm hoping that Joe Biden will still let me buy field glasses.
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