Saturday, December 9, 2017

Headlines & Verse. Saturday December 9 2017. Trent Franks



Trent Franks, Accused of Offering $5 Million to Impregnate an Aide, Abruptly Resigns



A lawmaker said to his aide
“My dear, you’re a comely young maid.
I would be happy
To be a new pappy --
And you would be very well paid."


Actually, You Do Want to Know How This Italian Sausage Gets Made

A heedless young man of Verona
In curing shed smoked a corona.
The sausage turned green
From his nicotine --
He’s now a non grata persona.


Trump Hails Civil Rights ‘Heroes’ in Speech Some Black Leaders Boycotted



If you have a building to clear,
This news ought to bring you great cheer:
Have Trump give a talk,
And people will  balk
At staying unless there’s free beer.



How Amazon Picks Its Seemingly Random Deals of the Day

I never intended to buy
A thing from that Amazon sly --
It must be black art,
Cuz my shopping cart

Fills faster than Nixon could lie.

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