Tuesday, December 26, 2017

Τίτλοι και στίχος Tuesday December 26 2017



College-Educated Women Are Moving Away From GOP

From the Wall Street Journal


The women with four year degrees
Are giving poor rednecks the freeze.
They’re looking to find
A much better mind
Than Tea Party brand processed cheese.

China Snares Innocent and Guilty Alike to Build World’s Biggest DNA Database

From the Wall Street Journal
A pleasant young man of Chengdu,
was swabbed by a zealous yahoo.
Though guiltless and mild,
His DNA filed
Made Beijing feel safe from a coup.

When Your Child Won’t Hug the Relatives



My grandpa may want a big hug,
But he always smells like old rug.
And Auntie should floss
To get rid of moss.
Does Uncle live in a beer mug?



Where the New Retail Space Is Being Built (Hint: It’s Not in Malls)

I don’t mind a little price spike
If to a good store I can hike.
Big parking lots choke
The grass and the oak --

Let’s all shun the blasted turnpike!

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