Thursday, December 1, 2016

Beaver walks into Md. store, finds only artificial Christmas trees, and proceeds to trash it

The beaver was apprehended at a dollar store in Charlotte Hall, Md., the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement, apparently after browsing the selection of artificial Christmas trees and trashing the place.
from the Washington Post 

There once was a curious beaver
who got in a furious fever
to find that his meal
was not very real;
 he wrecked the store of the deceiver. 



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