A Crazed Crying Lowlife

When you give a crazed, crying lowlife a break, and give her a job at the White House, I guess it just didn’t work out. Good work by General Kelly for quickly firing that dog! @realDonaldTrump

The lowlife dogs that hang around the White House nowadays

are looking for a handout and a bit of fulsome praise.

They're such a nuisance that I've called exterminators for

clearing them from woodwork and the carpets on the floor.

Treat a cur too kindly and they simply bite your hand;

Who said "Get a mirror?" I will have their bottoms tanned!