Wednesday, August 15, 2018

From John Schwartz -- Jennifer Bendery -- Donald Trump



Before long, looks like we'll be asking who DIDN'T tape Trump. @jswatz


An audiophile from Kankakee
recorded politicians, see?
He didn't tell a single soul
about his documenting role.
So now he has a book of quotes
that brings him large and green banknotes.



Surely there will be a mass wave of denunciations from Republicans in response to their party leader referring to a woman of color as a dog. @jbendery

Referring to women as dogs
is something that surely befogs
the gender debate
with fear and with hate --
and makes of supporters fat hogs.



Fired FBI Agent Peter Strzok is a fraud, as is the rigged investigation he started. There was no Collusion or Obstruction with Russia, and everybody, including the Democrats, know it. The only Collusion and Obstruction was by Crooked Hillary, the Democrats and the DNC! @realDonaldTrump

Hillary Clinton is crafty;
her alibis always are drafty.
The Democrats, too,
are like a corkscrew --
and Peter Strzok is a daftie!


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Our Country was built on Tariffs, and Tariffs are now leading us to great new Trade Deals - as opposed to the horrible and unfair Trade Deals that I inherited as your President. Other Countries should not be allowed to come in and steal the wealth of our great U.S.A. No longer! @realDonaldTrump

My Tariffs make Uncle Sam strong;
Obama had got it all wrong.
Nobody should steal
from our commonweal --
except my Republican throng.


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