A young boy whose first name was Cloud/did figure he should be allowed/to float on the breeze/so he climbed some trees/They buried him in a nice shroud.
A proper old Englishman, Niles/was stingy with handing out smiles/The uninformed mob/said "He's just a snob"/The truth is he suffered from piles.
A Swede who was always called 'Sven'/developed a terrible yen/for herring so ripe/it reeked of waste pipe/He choked on a wad of sen-sen.
There was an old woman named Fern/who while cooking dinner did burn/the roast and the spuds/So she dined on Milk Duds/while her husband drank all the sauterne.
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