There was an old German named Ernst/who never learned how to take turnst/He butted in line/to fill his beer stein/until at the stake he was burnst.
When cruise ships are docking at port/the captain is hauled into court/and brought to his knees/for spreading disease/while passengers bring a large tort.
For candidate Sanders to win/'twould take a splendiferous din/of media hype/with lots of free tripe/and also a wish from a djinn.
The gym has got so many germs/I'd rather go out and eat worms/than sit on a dolly/where germs are quite jolly/while doing some bending and squirms.
If digital media sinks/who do we blame for the jinx?/Editors scamper/like some daytime camper/cuz nobody looks at their links . . .
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