Monday, April 19, 2021

Today's Timericks.

 



Trial by riot seems the way/justice is dispensed today/If the verdict does not please/mobs take over like disease/If I were a judge right now/I would move to Curacao/throw away my nasty gavel/and enjoy some tropic travel.


Anyone can buy a gun/even madmen on the run/weapons of assault are cheap/causing sane folks' skin to creep/It's a buyer's market, friend/when the rules so easy bend.


Supreme Court justices agree/the media is quite pesky/Recent rulings seem to show/they'd like reporters to lay low/Journalists had best take care/and invest in lots of prayer.


If an author you would be/write about the GOP/praise them up and down to cause/spending like old Santa Claus/they will buy your book en masse/making it bestseller class/Who cares if your writing stinks?/you'll be out on green golf links!


No matter how you do the math/the rich will never take a bath/when it comes to paying taxes/their wealth don't wane/it always waxes/Be assured the upper crust/never will be going bust/The middle class must always pay/for how the wealthy like to play.








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