Monday, August 12, 2019

He got 2 million people to say they’d storm Area 51. Now he’s planning an alien festival. (WaPo)







(Sung to the tune of "I Went to the Animal Fair)
I went to the alien fair;
the Martians and Klingons were there.
The planet Cardoon had sent out a goon
that combed its radioactive hair.
No one could debunk that the Moon man got drunk
and fell on his trunk,
then started to sneeze -- producing large bees
which stung the Sirius skunk, the skunk, the skunk . . . 

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