Wednesday, September 20, 2017

It's Document Hunting Season in Washington D.C.


WASHINGTON — Robert S. Mueller III, the special counsel, has asked the White House for documents about some of President Trump’s most scrutinized actions since taking office, including the firing of his national security adviser and F.B.I. director, according to White House officials.  from the NYTimes




The document season has started again.
They’re hunting for paper from here to Phnom Penh.
The weather is good for the stalking of sheets,
Off in its den under desks, on the streets.

Of course nowadays many documents hide
In cyberspace lairs where time it can bide.
But hunters like Robert S. Mueller can find
Tracks where all others are equally blind.

He sniffs out their meetings, their memos, their notes;
He’s stalking emails and off the record wild quotes.
Relentlessly zeroing in on his foe,
He cares not who gets in his way, fast or slow.

He even speaks Russian, the better to hunt
Siberian bears who do nothing but grunt.
And buzzards who soar round the Tower of Trump
Will find he can shoot ‘em down, right on their rump!

The season is open, the stakes have gone high,
As Mueller takes aim at each Beltway wiseguy.
Don’t try deleting your own paper trail --

Or Mueller will make sure you never make bail!

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