Monday, September 25, 2017

Trump Praises Nascar Fans and Again Rails Against N.F.L. Protests (headline in the NYTimes)



Those traitors at the NFL will never be on par
With the heroes racing for the glorious NASCAR!
While football players soiled the ground with their putrid knees,
Busch, and others like him, stood as stiff as walnut trees.

NASCAR owners in a fit of righteous indignation
Have told their drivers if they kneel they’re going on vacation
And not the kind that puts a tan upon a driver’s brow;
More likely in a breadline cuz their job has gone ka-pow!

Before the start of work in ev’ry class and factory,
We’d better have our Anthem sung to check the loyalty
Of students and of workers, and of pinko teachers too --

Anyone who kneels can be deported to Kabul!

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