Cats in the Outfield!

"Seldom does traditional baseball please a crowd the way a renegade feline scampering across the infield can. Few home runs are as gratifying as a groundskeeper futilely chasing a cat who is having absolutely no part of it."
from the NYTimes.

I think the Marlins need to yield

To cats upon the baseball field.

In fact, perhaps the MLB

Should give stray felines a latch key

To visit other venues so

They can proceed to stop the show.

The Seventh Inning Stretch can’t match

A tom who comes out just to scratch!