Notably, the company also announced that it would fix its troubled relationship with drivers, who have complained for years about falling pay and arbitrary treatment.
--from the NYTimes
Come drive for Uber to discern
Just how much coin and joy you earn!
It’s true they used to crucify
Their drivers like old Captain Bligh.
But now they’ve had a change of heart
And they will give you a la carte!
They pay for ev’ry coffee break
And once a year you get a cake.
Drive when you want; not when they say.
Guy Fawkes is a paid holiday!
They will pay for embrocation
If your skin needs titivation.
And if you want to make them laugh
Just ask to see their pension graph.
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