Marine le Pen? What's that -- a writing system for fishes?

A French election is to me a mystery complete.

I do not understand how someone wins, or meets defeat.

Their platforms are a puzzle and their slogans must be Greek.

I think they beat each other on the head with a large leek.

And when the voting’s over, why -- they vote again, the nuts.

And then the country goes on strike (or maybe gets haircuts.)

And all the time they guzzle wine and pick at cheese and snails.

I wish the Russians would attempt to mess with THEIR emails!