King Solomon had many wives who cooked exotic dishes;
They made him mango chutney to go with gefilte fishes.
They tempted him with combinations that were very tref.
But his palate, like his love, to augury was deaf.
And so God punished him amain, and took away his harem,
And gave him only pulse to eat, without a splash of garum. 
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