THIS DEEP SOUTH UNIVERSITY IS ON THE SKIDS -- IS IT A COLLEGIATE ENRON?
The faculty down at Mizzou
Is being let go by the slew.
The students decamped,
Which made money cramped --
The place is o’ergrown with fescue . . .
Russians are the go-to guys, whatever you may need --
From blackmail to some poison gas to hacking with great speed.
Finding dirt on Hillary or arming bumbershoots,
The Russians are reliable when you are in cahoots!
Their fee is always moderate, as long as you pay cash --
And never tell opponents they are looking through their trash.
I haven’t had healthcare in years.
I’d rather keep buying craft beers.
The more that I drink
The less I need think
Of outliving all of my peers.
You cannot sue a bank,
No matter how you try.
You might as well give wings
To pigs and let them fly.
The government protects
All bankers, great and small.
That’s why they grin that grin,
And have tremendous gall.
If you have been coldcocked
By any sort of bank,
You might as well go home
And look at your fishtank.
Some day I hope the banks
Will sink into the sea --
And never come ashore
To charge an int’rest fee. 
Big Pharma is calling the shots --
And tying our Congress in knots.
When they sell a pill,
Look out for the bill --
The only thing that ain’t ersatz.
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