Monday, July 31, 2017

Headlines & Verse. Monday. July 31. 2017

TRUMP DUMPS SCARAMUCCI ONE WEEK AFTER HIRING HIM

Nobody moves faster than Trump,
When it’s time a drawback to dump.
Poor Scaramucci
Was given the smoochy

Of death and kicked out on his rump.


PUTIN REPORTEDLY DISAPPOINTED HE CAN'T PUT A MUZZLE ON TRUMP

If Putin thought Trump advantageous
To further his own plans outrageous,
He’s in for a schock
From all of the schlock
That Trump spreads like something contagious.


MOSCOW SHUTTERS US EMBASSY OUTBUILDINGS TO SHOW WHO'S BOSSKY

The Russians will play tit-for-tat;
Our diplomats they tell to ‘scat.’
To score extra points
They’re closing our joints
In Moscow and leaving us flat.

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