Saturday, July 22, 2017

Headlines & Verse. Saturday. July 22. 2017

PET SITTING IS BIG BUSINESS IN NEW YORK. BUT GETTING LICENSED IS A PAIN IN THE DONKEY.

I think that it’s very naive
To think that my pet I could leave.
When taking a trip
I never would skip

Bringing along my pet peeve.


FAREWELL, MR. SPICER, FAREWELL

Farewell, Mr. Spicer, farewell;
You’re through giving journalists hell.
No more will you hector
The media sector --
Scaramucci has broken your spell!



AS A BANKING INSTITUTION, THE NFL PLAYS LOUSY FOOTBALL

The NFL likes to pull rank,
Pretending that they are a bank.
Usurping their perks
Will bring fireworks --
So stadiums must walk the plank.

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