The current Admin wants to say
You’re screwed if you choose to be gay.
Protection of rights,
Like birds in their flights,
Changes most ev’ry which way. 
FINNS LIKE TO PLAY SOCCER IN THE MUD AND POLITICS ON A CLEAN PLAYING FIELD -- HOW CRAZY IS THAT?
In Finland there’s nothing but swamp,
On which it is hard for to stomp.
A soccer game there
Brings such wear and tear
That sports loses much of its pomp.
BANKS PLAY FAST AND LOOSE WITH INTEREST RATES
When banks jury rig in’trest rates,
Investors are left to their fates.
The small biznessman
Is left in the can --
And pensions are in dire straits.
NEW STUDY FINDS THAT CURSING HELPS RELIVE STRESS, TO WHICH WE ADD -- WHAT THE HELL?
Bad words are a sign of a fault
That is not excused by gestalt.
Although I admit
I often say “shit”
Whenever I spill table salt.
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