The bureaucrats down East in Maine
Have told Donald Trump he’s insane.
How people voted
Will not be noted
By Trump or another birdbrain.
Congress does not feel distress
In curbing the darn IRS --
Constituents cheer
Whenever they hear
Those momsers are under duress.
When luggage is smarter than me
It’s time for a lobotomy.
No suitcase of mine
Is going online --
Or blood pressure to oversee.
JOEY CHESTNUT SETS NEW WORLD'S RECORD FOR EATING HOT DOGS.
There was a young man name of Joey
Who wanted to be someone showy.
At Nathan’s he gorged
On hot dogs, and forged
A stomach complaint that was doughy.
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