Smashing an atom is fun.
Naming the pieces a blast.
Switzerland is a great place,
If you have funding that’s vast.
Nobody knows what a quark
Looks like or does for a laugh.
But guessing about it remains
A good way to tart up a graph.
Predicting a particle wave,
And tracking its miniscule charms,
Helps one to sleep well at night
After the day’s false alarms.
With visions of baryons small
Dancing in physicist's pates,
They soon will discover a way
To bypass God’s own Pearly Gates!
A person attends Disneyland
For reasons that ain’t very grand:
To live as a child;
Forget we’re exiled
From places that never are bland.
Vice presidents really do shine
When they can’t read a plain sign.
They’ll touch all they please --
They might even squeeze --
Like Cosby they think it is fine.
UNITED NATIONS INKS AN ACCORD TO END NUCLEAR WEAPONS. MAJOR SIGNERS INCLUDE LOWER SLOBOVIA AND CLOUD CUCKOO LAND
When nations have signed an accord
That makes ploughshares of their bright sword,
I’ll not only eat
My hat, but excrete
A brick that’s the size of a Ford.
When my time has come to expire,
A good bodyguard I will hire
To see that the doc
Is not an old crock
Who sends me off to the wrong pyre.
When you’ve got the looks and the bod
There just isn’t anything odd
About sitting in
With heads in Berlin
And waiting for them to applaud.
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