VOLVO CHALLENGES IDEA OF INTERNAL COMBUSTION ENGINE: SAYS ALL ITS VEHICLES WILL BE BATTERY OPERATED BY 2019
Internal combustion is dead,
And anything gasoline fed
Will soon be outlawed
As shamefully flawed
(Unless with Shell Oil you are wed.)
When reading a newspaper, pause
To ponder on what is the cause
Of air quality
That kills jollity --
Are trees for newsprint a faux pas?
NEW STUDY BY ALCOHOL INDUSTRY TO ENCOURAGE EVERYONE TO DRINK MORE, AND THINK LESS.
A glass of wine with ev’ry meal
Has certainly got an appeal.
And since all I do
Is snack all day through,
By noon I’m as drunk as an eel!
The Democrats, hedging their bets,
Are running large numbers of vets.
They think Green Berets
Have got winning ways --
And won’t cause them any regrets.
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