Friday, July 13, 2018

Costco Removes Polish Dog from Menu -- The Internet Hears Everything You Say --



Kielbasa served up on a bun
Is not only tasty but fun.
Dripping with relish
It’s thoroughly delish --

And makes all my statins undone.


Add in the latest smart wireless headphones—Apple’s expected next-generation AirPods or competing ones from Bose or Shure—along with talking microwave ovens and TVs from Samsung, LG and others, and anyone at home or in an open-plan office could soon be within earshot of hundreds of microphones. Most of them will be listening for a wake word like “Alexa,” “Hey Siri,” or “OK Google,” just as our phones and smart assistants do now.
WSJ
That guy with tin foil on his head was not so very wrong;
the internet hears all I say, from burps to shower song.
They tell me it will not respond without some kind of key;
but science fiction teaches us that this is fallacy.
I don't know when or how or why my phone will give me lip,
but I'm prepared to dump it at the first sign of a quip.
God save us from intelligence that's artificial, since
it cannot differentiate tween pancakes and a blintz! 




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