Monday, October 15, 2018

Trump has a drink with Abraham Lincoln -- Mob Rule by Democrats -- Robot Slaves and their Infant Masters -- Kavanaugh Faces Witch's Hex



“The only way to shut down the Democrats new Mob Rule strategy is to stop them cold at the Ballot Box. The fight for America’s future is never over!” Ben Shapiro @realDonaldTrump


The future of America is worth a fight or two;
and since I like a rumble, that is what I'm gonna do.
I'll battle in the White House and I'll riot in the streets;
I'll smash the foe in combat with my military tweets.
Let the D-crats try to rule by mob -- I'll stop 'em cold
with ballot box restrictions that are like a thick blindfold!


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CHIBA, Japan—A startup that has drawn investment from Toyota Motor Corp. showed off a robot that can pick up toys and clothes off the floor and put them in their proper places.
WSJ

Little Mary is a slob, her brother is a pig;
but when their rooms begin to smell they do a little jig,
and robots come a-scurryin' acrost the polished floor
to gather up banana peels and marbles by the score.
What will they do when they grow up, as drones in cost increase?
I guess they'll wallow in their filth and solitary grease!

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“Now, you’ve got witches that are placing a hex on [Supreme Court Justice] Brett Kavanaugh,” Kremer said, putting particular emphasis on the word “hex.”  WaPo


There once was a judge, name of Brett,
who caused voodoo ladies to fret.
So they cast a spell
to send him to hell --
He's on his way, but ain't there yet . . . 

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Previously spotted in D.C. gift shops and jigsaw puzzle boxes, a fantasy print of President Trump entertaining Abraham Lincoln while every other Republican president in history watches now hangs outside the Oval Office.
The portrait was shown hanging in Trump’s personal dining room during his “60 Minutes” interview Sunday, and the freeze frame instantly went viral . . .
WaPo

When Trump sits down with Nixon in a painting, that's okay.
Let him sit with Khrushchev, Mao, Atilla, or OJ.
But having him palavering with good old Honest Abe
is something not a soul would buy, not even a wee babe.
I think he would look look better and not seem so mediocre
if he were in a canvas of large dogs all playing poker.
   


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