Women Only Religious Services -- A Poem inspired from a New York Times story by Lela Moore.

Lela Moore is an audience writer for The New York Times. She raises rutabagas in her spare time.

Women-only religious services are increasing in popularity among evangelical Christians; there are similar services for Jewish and Muslim women as well. 
Lela Moore, writing in the New York Times. 

Some time apart can really bless

a Christian union under stress.

Although in love as man and wife,

the two in tandem will find strife.

And so a time and place reserved

for women keeps their love preserved.

For let us face it, all you guys --

sometimes we are not such a prize.

But have a care, you celebrants,

to shun those ancient revenants 

whose women-only cultish fads

led to the excess of Maenads!