In Utah the Saints have a sweet tooth for sure.
Jello and choc'late are served up de jure.
The Holidays coming mean pastries and pies
will multiply quick as erotic fruit flies.
The candy and cookies each Saint will soon eat
would cause even gluttons to sound the retreat.
No creed or communion can match their sweet vice;
they'll eat anything made of sugar and spice.
Why do they find any old sweet a delight?
How can they swallow each syrupy bite?
Perhaps they've been told to enjoy butter brickle
because in the next life there's only dill pickle!
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