I have released my tax returns

WASHINGTON—Democratic presidential candidate Pete Buttigieg released 10 years of tax returns Tuesday, showing he earned a $30,000 advance in 2017 to write a book that was released ahead of his White House bid.

WSJ

I have released my tax returns; they go back quite a while.

They show that I am honest and live in a modest style.

I wrote a book of poetry about a year ago;

but no advance was paid to me by any kind of schmo.

I don't declare my food stamps, cuz I only get ten bucks;

ramen noodles, pork & beans, is what I eat -- not ducks.

I gave up driving my own car; insurance rates are daft;

but my accountant writes off mileage (using some witchcraft.)

All the world can plainly see just what I get and spend.

(I'm so tight that even my own ears I will not lend.)

So if I run for president the public can descry

the fact that I am just an ordinary tax-dodging kind of guy.